Setting Rubber Fetuses on Fire Is Bad Idea Jeans
But why? I don’t even: An anti-abortion student group in Roswell, New Mexico thought it would be a good idea to pass out hundreds of small rubber replicas of...
Read MoreNever Fear Jews and Muslims — Christians Will ‘Let’ You Practice Your Weird Religion
A black Pentacostal bishop said some crazy things this morning on CBS Face the Nation, about how we should all be grateful that even though the U.S. was founded as a...
Read MoreDude at LOLPAC Defends Slavery as ‘Providing Food and Shelter’ to Black People [update]
Jesus blow up the wheel. This afternoon, at a CPAC panel on minority outreach, a white guy stood up and asked why black people are keeping the white man down, why...
Read MoreUgh, Black People Are the Worst
Be better, black people! Gosh! The Snarkmistress General, Betty Cracker of Rumproast and Balloon Juice flags some epic concern trolling about how we Negroes just...
Read MoreSomewhere an @emptywheel Is Missing Its Hamster: New Frontiers in Obama Derangement Syndrome UPDATE: Now with More ODS
Jesus Take the Emptywheel “I really don’t mean to be an asshole about this.” – emptywheel “Too late.” – everyone else So it...
Read MoreWoman Arrested With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina — So That Happened.
This takes “vagina dentata” to a whole ‘nother level: MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in...
Read MoreShorter Iowa GOP: Your Daughter is A Slut Because You Got a ‘No Fault’ Divorce
According to Iowa Republican Rep. Something-or-Other, forcing parents with minor children to stay together will ensure that sixteen year-old girls won’t run around...
Read MoreLouie Gohmert Introduces Bill to Force Obama to Stop Golfing So Goddamn Much
Gohmert! Party of Stupid! I’m in a mood. I’m grumpy. I’m cold. I have writer’s block. And I’m really thirsty. This is neither here nor...
Read MoreI ‘literally’ hate everything.
I thought the Oxford Dictionary was dead to me when the publisher decided to include the word “refudiate.” (I wrote a rather hysterical post, complete with...
Read MoreThe Offendables
What we have here is a failure to communicate. There seems to be a general misunderstanding among some righteous nutjobs that there has been a promise made to them. By...
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