Dear Ignorant Racist Guy who decided to email me… |
I get a wide range of responses to what I do as a writer/commentator and to whats posted on This Week in Blackness.
If you’ve read some of the comments on this site (before the comment system disaster of late 2010 which erased everything. Damn you disqus!) You’ve seen some magically stupid responses to posts and videos here. It’s not about whether they agree with the writers or me or not (because I don’t have an issue when people say “ELON YOU ARE WRONG!” My friends do it regularly.) but some of the content of the comments can make you go “What the…no this so-and-so didn’t just…” But Its cool. It comes with the territory.
But this morning when I woke up I found an email that had the name *CENSORED* attached to it as the “sender.” (The email was also attached to this *CENSORED*) Apparently *CENSORED*, an *CENSORED*, decided he needed to express some feelings about TWiB!. The following is what was in his magical email. His words are in red and mine are in blue because in this scenario I’m on the side of good and he’s obviously an idiot.
From: <elvisriverss@yahoo.com>
Subject: TIPS
Yeah, I do have a tip for you. ( Always good when it starts like this…) Stop running this racist self-segregating website. (Self-segregating? How is that? It’s not like we don’t let our website play with other White websites. Even our topics aren’t exclusively “Black.” That was done on purpose. The idea was to show that “Blackness” can care about ANYTHING, contrary to what the Media likes to imply) Maybe I’ll open a site called TWiW and write a derogatory article called “Things That Blacks Do”. (One, this week week in whiteness already has a site. It’s called “CNN” and two – We’ve never had an article called “Things that Whites Do” so I’m not even sure of how this “payback” works…) Maybe I’ll even start a United Caucasian College Fund, WET, White History Month, NAAWP. (Don’t you love this logic? Black people are racist because they have things with the name Black in it. It’s not like this was a response to the mistreatment of a race of people for hundreds of years and the overlooking of them in media. No, its not about the fact that we needed to create organizations to fight for basic civil rights in this country as well as trying to help a people who didn’t have the same opportunity at education or generational wealth to afford said education, nope. Not about that at all. This guy is brilliant) Boy I’d bet you guys would totally chimp out on we whites, huh? (Oh, you’re looking to get me all riled up because you said chimp. Sorry. I’m not insulted. Lots of dumbasses call people names. It’s only an issue if you tried to get elected for something or worked for a place that I give money. As of now you’re just an ass on the internet.) Boy you’d be scaarreeeaammiiin racism or as you say’ raysis ‘. (Yes, cause dats how I’s be talkin’) Any organiztion or institution with a race attached to it is racist! (Okay this is a joke now right? Maybe this is some amazing attempt at satire that I’m not getting…) Let me axe you a quesshun. (Uh…axe away…) What is the percentage of kaffirs in U S prisons? (Kaffirs? Really? I haven’t heard that racial slur in the states since Danny Glover and Not-as-racist-as-he-was-going-to-be Mel Gibson was fighting evil South African diplomats in the late 80′s. I would start to explain some of the reasons for the disproportionate number of minorities in the penal system but I doubt you’d care about facts and history and blah blah blah) You’re proud to be African-American right? (Nope. First of all I’m Black. Secondly I don’t take pride in a color. I take pride in a people that have overcome tremendous adversity that in present day allows me the privilege of responding to assholes on the internet….oh and vote.) Well, then why don’t you want to live in your home country? ( I do live in my home country. #BrooklynStandUp ) What? It’s ridddled with disease, poverty and corruption? (Okay that is no way to talk about Williamsburg. It’s not riddled with disease and poverty. They’re just hipsters. Thats how they’re supposed to look…oh wait. You’re doing the “Why don’t you go back to Africa” thing. Dude could you up your racism game? You’re not even trying at this point.) Well what do you think the majority of negroes are turning America into? (Er…awesome? The American Black is one of the most mimicked types of people in the WORLD.) The Hip Hop culture along with its subculture of glorified drug use, masochism, crime and reverse racism is why most people look down on Negroes. (Oh, thats why? It’s hip hop’s fault? Man, thank you for telling me. I was wondering how they decided to enslave and subjugate a people and then once they were “free” treat them like second class citizens, lynching black men and raping black women. And THEN allowing racism to become so institutionalized that there are remnants still within how we govern until this day. It was because of all that JAY Z blastin down the streets. You are a wealth of information sir.) You fuckers perpetuate your own stereotypes!
Wow, you actually said something that I sort of agree with. Yes, there are quite a few Blacks that perpetuate the same negative ideas that you spectacularly ignorant muthafuckas like to believe (Seriously Fuck Baracka Flocka Flame. Oh and while I’m at it throw Wacka flocka and Flava Flav in there. I need to get the most bang for my fucks.) But that doesn’t make it true of a people. Just because you say “Black People steal” and you see a Black person steal, that doesn’t mean you were right. That means you happen to have run across someone who stole. Correlation does not equal causation.
In other words, stop being a dumb ass Mr. *Censored*
*UPDATE* As soon as I published this a few colleagues suggested I hide the info I found on the dude via the email he sent. “What if he got hacked?” So because of that I have taken his name, occupation and facebook page off of the post. Am I not merciful?
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