You thought I was kidding didn’t you. You thought I was going to be like “well not REALLY…” BUT NO! It’s true! The 9/12 March on Washington, the protest that keeps on giving, had a performance by RAPPERS. But not just any ol’ rappers. Some of the most HORRENDOUS rappers I’ve heard in a while! Man! That’s awesome guys. If terrible rap is a criteria for “Freedom™” I think Gucci Mane will be the hottest rapper alive when Palin gets elected.

Here’s the problem with Glenn Beck.

He’s making my Satirizing Game™ soft. I don’t have to work to point out the stupidity of the dumb shit he says because as soon as it leaves his mouth its already in DUMB SHIT form. I would love to sit here with you guys and deliver an  incredibly witty analysis of what him and O’Reilly are discussing but I don’t HAVE to. And you know us Negroes; if we dont HAVE to work we’ll just sit around drinking 40′s while waiting for socialism to kick in. I don’t know about you guys, but as I spend my days planning how I’m going to bring the “White Man” down, I PRAY for the day when Obama puts on his Muslim garb and finally declares war against real Americans. CAUSE THATS HOW I (As A Negro) DO.

Just watch the video and be prepared to go “Really? Effing Really?” I did. Numerous times.  (and no, he doesn’t actually choke, but one day…)

I won’t claim that they’re aren’t Black 9/12ers…I mean You don’t see any in THIS video, but that’s probably because these guys were trying to shield us from black ignorance.  Thank you Guys who made this video! #Sarcasm – Anyway, supposedly Fox News had some Black Teabaggers (I will NOT call them Tea Party-ist or Tea Party Goers. THEY ARE TEABAGGERS. Accept it) but I’m sure their main goal was to root out the 7 to 13 ridiculous Black people they could find.  Watch this vid. The amazing part about this is the response by Democrats.

They laugh.

Oh is it funny? Absolutely. But if this happened in reverse? The GOP would be declaring war. But DEMS are going to just laugh. Point out how silly it is. Personally? This video TERRIFIES me.

Listen, at some stage I’ll need to be rich. Being sarcastic will probably only take me so far. At the point when I decide to sellout and embrace all the negative stereotypes about black people, this will be my theme song.

The dumb ass comment heard across the land comes from Congressman Joe Wilson.

In the Presidential speech to congress on the HealthCare War thats been going on for the past month or so Idiot McStupidDoucheFace (Wilson is his stage name) thought it wise to yell out at the Prresident of the United states.

Lets stop for a moment and really soak it in.

I won’t even get into the “Oh he wouldn’t have done  that if it were a WHITE POTUS”, because its so nuts I can’t even deal on a racial level. What makes you think under ANY circumstances that its okay to yell ANYTHING at the President? I don’t care if he said “Yes We Can…run a train on yo mama” you don’t yell something at the Effing POTUS. You sit there and you wait, go on Fox News and talk all the smack you want, but until then STFU.

#QuoteMe.

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