Today in inappropriate things to say: Amy Winehouse wants negro children.

Er…

I have to prefix this with saying that I actually like Amy Winehouse. Her 2 Albums Back to Black and the her debut Frank are both on the iPod and I enjoy them the same way one enjoys Luthor Vandross music. You realize that it was great but you’ll never hear new music from them again (He’s dead, and she’s…well she’s working on it.) But it seems that the Daily Mail is reporting that Amy Winehouse has gone on record stating that she would like children that are not of her naturally crack – er - caucasian* nature.

She says breezily: ‘I couldn’t have given him kids – and anyway I want black kids, not white kids.’

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Um…that’s reasonable right? I mean really, who DOESN’T? 

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*that was a Crack – as in the drug, and not crack – as in the cracker.

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