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President Obama: “Omg, wtf?”

» 04 February 2009 »

  • Secretary of Health and Human Services nominee Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination yesterday as a firestorm erupted over his “inadvertent” failure to pay $128,000 in taxes.
  • Two hours before Daschle’s withdrawal, Nancy Killefer, Obama’s nominee for chief White House performance officer, withdrew from consideration because of her own unpaid payroll taxes.
  • Today Obama announced a $500,000 cap on compensation for executives who receive federal bailout funds. JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon: “It’s unfair.”
  • House Republican Mike Pence urged Republican colleagues in the Senate to oppose President Obama’s stimulus bill, helpfully explaining that there aren’t just specific provisions they disagree with – they are opposed to the entire thing. “There’s nothing modest about the differences House Republicans have with House Democrats over this bill,” he said. “House Republicans don’t believe you can borrow and spend your way out.”
  • New Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele, the party’s first black chairman ever, actually had these words for Obama: “How ya like me now?” Of the failure of Obama’s stimulus bill to garner a single Republican vote in the House, Steele congratulated his party with, “The goose egg you laid on the president’s desk was just beautiful.”
  • European Union has warned the US that if they adopt President Obama’s “Buy American” policy, they will retaliate. A trade war could sink the world into a global depression.

At a press conference today the president is expected to recommend that everyone “simmer the f-ck down, you f-cking ingrates. Do you want Bush back? DO YOU???”

Source: NYT, Times Online, NYT, Bloomberg

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  • brista

    Obama will conclude the press conference with, “Everyone chill the fuck out! I got this!”

  • brista

    Obama will conclude the press conference with, “Everyone chill the fuck out! I got this!”

  • Miss Me

    I can’t be the only one that wants to shake Michael Steele and say, “HEY!! YOU’RE BLACK! NO ONE NOMINATED YOU FOR PRESIDENT! GET OVER IT!”

    that being said, I also want to punch him in the face for the crap he is STILL putting my home state through.

  • Miss Me

    I can’t be the only one that wants to shake Michael Steele and say, “HEY!! YOU’RE BLACK! NO ONE NOMINATED YOU FOR PRESIDENT! GET OVER IT!”

    that being said, I also want to punch him in the face for the crap he is STILL putting my home state through.

  • http://supernegress.com/ SDG

    The EU needs to get the f*ck over it. They’ve been “protectionist” for centuries. Ain’t a damn thing wrong w/supporting American business if it offers up quality goods.

    Jamie Dimon and all his cohorts can kick rocks. Sen. Claire McCaskill was right. If you’re on the dole to the American people, then we have a right to impose standards. Greedy bastids!

    Don’t believe you can borrow and spend your way out? Now that stmt is laughable. As if they haven’t been doing that sh*t for the past 8 years and landed us in this hole.

    Hypocrisy, they name is the GOP. Micheal Steele be damned.

  • http://supernegress.com/ SDG

    The EU needs to get the f*ck over it. They’ve been “protectionist” for centuries. Ain’t a damn thing wrong w/supporting American business if it offers up quality goods.

    Jamie Dimon and all his cohorts can kick rocks. Sen. Claire McCaskill was right. If you’re on the dole to the American people, then we have a right to impose standards. Greedy bastids!

    Don’t believe you can borrow and spend your way out? Now that stmt is laughable. As if they haven’t been doing that sh*t for the past 8 years and landed us in this hole.

    Hypocrisy, they name is the GOP. Micheal Steele be damned.

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  • http://www.dangerousnegro.com/ Malcolm Turner

    The tax stuff says more about the tax system then the people who fugged up their taxes. Who doesn’t try to avoid paying taxes whenever possible?

  • http://www.dangerousnegro.com Malcolm Turner

    The tax stuff says more about the tax system then the people who fugged up their taxes. Who doesn’t try to avoid paying taxes whenever possible?