TWiB Notes – Diddy doesn’t approve

It seems that P.Diddy aka Sean “Puffy” Combs aka Ciroc Obama (is this guy fucking kidding me?) is quite upset with John McCains pick for the Vice President. If you check out Mr. Diddys video blog you can see clearly (well not so clearly. I don’t know what the hell this dude is doing with the camera) that he’s fucking insane… frustrated. He’s made a very clear argument that he loves McCain and wishes him a long life (am I a bad person because I don’t wish that? I dont wish death but I’m not hoping for an additional 20 years.  I look at it like he’s in his victory lap.) but Diddy thinks he’s “bugging the fuck out.”

“You should have got Michelle Obama to be your running mate.” - Diddy

What? WHAT? WHAT ?!?!

Listen. I’m anti the Sarah Palin thing as well(shocker) but what Diddy is doing right now is hurting Obama more than anything the republicans can do. Middle America is watching this and thinking to themselves “Wait, this is the Obama supporters? This guy? Fuck that. GET McCAIN IN THERE IMMEDIATELY.” Seriously Mr. Combs, I’m going to have to ask you to respectfully shut the fuck up. You’re not helping. CIROC OBAMA? Did you use Obamas name in a shameless plug of your high priced premium vodka?

I will accept the Sean Combs has some sort of savvy. He’s accumulated a great deal of money so he must know SOMETHING. But guess what he doesn’t know? ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS. (I’m not even getting into his ideas of Black peoplein Alaska or their crack head population)

Or…

Could it be that Diddy is savvier than I’m giving him credit for? Is it possible that Diddy was at his home in the Hamptons and heard the news of Sarah Palin’s Vice Presidential nomination and was like “Dear lord, what sort of pandering nonsense is this? Obviously Mr. McCain wants to woo the women who feel disenfranchised by the Democratic Party and feels this embarrassingly blatant move will net him some sort of voter surge. I cannot, no; I WILL NOT stand for such an obvious ploy to skew this presidential election! I will take my objection to the young people! But wait, they may not understand. They may think since I’m almost 40 years old and insanely rich that we have nothing in common what so ever. OH BUT WAIT! I could use modern technology to my advantage! I can create a video blog and speak to them in the language of the urban youth! They will relate because they will think I am like them and speak in their ignorant dialect!”

I’m going to guess that THAT didn’t happen.

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