Jay Z Speaks and the White House Gets Questioned. Obviously.
(This Week in Blackness) – So this happened.
And then this…
Obviously rap songs are on the record recordings of all things factual. If it was rapped about then it happened and needs to be addressed by officials. There’s never any hyperbole or exaggeration. Rap music is the world’s only completely factual art form and I, for one, am ecstatic that people have finally realized that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to listen to the factual adventures of Rick Ross and sit in wonder as to how he continues to move so freely even though he’s such a boss and moves inordinate amounts of weight.
P.S. There’s also no way in the world that speaking to the Department of Treasury could be looked at as speaking with the White House. Everyone always specifically labels departments and branches of government and would never say “White House” or “Obama” if they meant some other portion of government. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE’RE CLEAR.