Louie Gohmert Introduces Bill to Force Obama to Stop Golfing So Goddamn Much
Gohmert! Party of Stupid!
This is neither here nor there (or, perhaps, it is both here and there). I tell you only to explain why I have no comment on the following nugget of Are You Fucking Kidding Me except this one: It’s literally the dumbest shit in the entire universe.
You see, the sequester cuts are fucking up Louie Gohmert’s program, apparently: the White House was forced to cancel its official tours indefinitely. Why this has Gohmert’s Twinkie permanently creamed, I don’t know. One can only presume that Louie’s favorite pastime is taking off work early to hit a late-afternoon White House Tour, where he can wander lazily through the marble halls, yearning for the days when the White House lived up to its name — the days before Barry Obummer moved in and refused to leave after four years.
And so Louie, in his infinite wisdom, introduced an amendment to a federal budget legislation that would forbid any federal funds from being used to haul the president’s black ass to and fro’ the golf course until the White House tours resume.
You know — because if the Negro-in-Chief wants to golf, he can take the goddamn bus:
On Tuesday, the Obama administration announced that the across-the-board sequester cuts will result in the cancellation of all White House tours indefinitely. This no doubt upset ticket holders, but it also seems to have struck a nerve with Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), who introduced an amendment to a continuing resolution on the federal budget that seeks to block President Obama from using federal funds for any future golf outings until the tours are reinstated:
None of the funds made available by a division of this Act may be used to transport the President to or from a golf course until public tours of the White House resume.
Stop trolling America, Louie. You’re acting like an a-hole.
[via Think Progress]
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