Who wouldn't want to watch a 10 year old be racist?
I simply wasn’t prepared.
I do a basic scan of all of my social networking accounts every morning. Some days it’s nothing but rage and anger (I follow a lot of political types) other times its…well it’s still a lot of rage and anger (I follow a lot of hateful snarky folks …which I say with nothing but affection) and other times its just a lot of nonsense. This morning I clicked on a video–not really reading the description–and I run across this gem…
What do you say to this? What do you do when you run across such Crazy McCrazyness? You obviously Google it.
Apparently The Andrew Show staring Andrew Pendergraft is hosted on a KKK website which has the banner WhitePrideTV.com emblazoned across the top. The Andrew Show is one of several White Pride video shows that are being produced by Thomas Robb and the Pendergraft family. Oh yes, this is a family affair. Mom and big sister both have shows on WhitePrideTV.com (Favorite quote from the sister, Shelby Pendergraft: “It’s okay to be White and Proud no matter what people say.”) They’re fighting to make sure that White people stay White (thank GOD because I was worried.) As Young Andrew explains in an episode:
“If you keep mixing frosting of different colors in to the White frosting, the White frosting will never be White again.”
Well…well yes, that’s true. Ask Sicilians. Admittedly my family–like many, many others–has already had the White frosting forcibly blended into our natural coloring so maybe I’m not as sympathetic as the Pendergrafts would like me to be. They seem to be terribly worried about White people being a minority in America–so much so that they’ve decided to start SAYING that they are even though the numbers on that aren’t out yet. If White’s make up slightly less than fifty percent of the population, that doesn’t quite make them a minority…unless we’re some how adding up all the minorities together to create a super ethnic group that we can call Blasianicanixcan Ricans (And if we did THAT we’d immediately take a vote and implement Slavery again and make White people work at Jay Z’s 40/40 clubs and bathe Oprah.)
This is all apart of the Batshit-Crazification of America. The majority feeling they’re going to become the minority and then be treated as the minorities have been treated before. Obama is the focal point because the Whitest…er…most powerful position in the country has always been considered the President. And now the President’s frosting is all mixed up and it has become a very strong shade of awesome…er…brown. This has to be terribly stressful for them. They’re probably scared that once White’s are the majority their families might be ripped out of what they consider home, forced to go work for some scary people and get treated unfairly. Then they’ll have to fight to get their basic rights as a human being back for years.
Yeah, that doesn’t sound pleasant at all.