Tiger Woods has privately embarrassed his wife, driven into fire hydrant following an incident of some kind, tried to sweep the situation away so as not to further embarrass himself or his wife or his kids publicly and wound up…embarrassing himself and his wife and his kids publicly.
Crappy few days for the world’s best golfer who had this to say on his website
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Not to get all conspiratorial but…this stinks of Phil Mickelson.
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Carly Says:
I too slept with Tiger’s wood. JK I like my men black like me and Tiger wouldnt give a non-cablasian chick like me the time of day! May he fall from grace like he deserves to.
Posted on December 2nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Jara Says:
Yep, Phil Mickelson introduced Tiger to his wife, sold Tiger that car and showed Tiger how to leave a voicemail. 1+1=3
Posted on December 4th, 2009 at 10:12 am
coach777b Says:
I’m a lttle late getting onto this story but I had to say this. Tiger is a disgrace to all Cublanasians. They should be outside his house protesting, chanting and singing those old, down home Caublanasian songs. There should be speeches by Caublanasian leaders who marched with Dr. Caublanasian. Meanwhile, all the black women wil be staying home and laughing their asses off each time a new white girl pops up with text messages, emails and assorted videos. Eldridge Cleaver must be turning in his grave. Long Live Caublanasia ! (Where the hell is it and how are the beaches?)
Posted on January 28th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
PCH Says:
TIGER. I KNOW IT’S TOUGH BEING ESTRANGED FROM YOUR FAMILY AND CHILDREN. ALL I COULD HOPE FOR IS THAT SHE’D FORGIVE YOU AND THAT YOU’D FORGIVE YOURSELF, BE STRONG IN THE FACE OF CHALLENGES, IT’S IN YOU TO BE A CHAMPION EVEN WHEN YOU DIDN’T THINK YOU COULD. THIS IS JUST A SIMILAR TEST. I HEARD A PREACHER OR PROPHETESS SAY IT’S LIKE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP. YOU HAD TO LEARN HOW TO CRAWL, THEN WALK, RUN, JUMP, CARTWHEEL. YOU KNOW. IT WAS ABOUT BUILDING MUSCLES. YOU’LL LEARN HOW TO BUILD YOUR SPIRITUAL MUSCLES. YOU’LL BE STRONG. YOU’LL BE A CHAMP, LIKE YOU WERE ALWAYS BORN TO BE. YOU DIDN’T ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO HIT A HOLE IN ONE. BUT YOU ACCOMPLISHED IT. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING LIKE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MATE IF IT’S MEANT TO BE. REGARDLESS, YOU HAVE TO GROW THE MUSCLES NOW. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WHO WHISPER IN YOUR EARS. THERE’S A DEVIL AND THEN THERE’S A SAINT.
Posted on February 17th, 2010 at 10:30 am