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Yelling @U.S. Open > Yelling @POTUS

Posted by Syreeta McFadden On November - 30 - 2009 1 COMMENT

Serena Williams Fined 82,500 dollars for outburst at U.S. Open.


The Babcock has come to roost for Ms. Williams.
From the AP:

Serena Williams was fined at least a record $82,500 for her U.S. Open tirade and could be suspended from that tournament if she has another “major offense” at any Grand Slam in the next two years, Grand Slam administrator Bill Babcock told The Associated Press on Monday.

Babcock’s decision was to be formally released later Monday.

He said Williams faces a “probationary period” at Grand Slam tournaments in 2010 and 2011.

If she has another “major offense” at a major championship in that time, the fine would increase to $175,000 and she would be barred from the following U.S. Open.

Congressman Joe “You Lie” Wilson raised $1 million for his re-election bid days after his ‘outburst’. He’s currently clocking upwards to $3 million. Accountability is a fickle beast.

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Today in Crimes from 2 Centuries Ago: Pirates Take Oil

Posted by Elon James White On November - 30 - 2009 ADD COMMENTS

Somali Pirates Capture Oil Tanker On Route to New Orleans

The resurgence of Pirates isn’t the biggest of news items these days (its been happening for a while) but the fact that they are not only trying these crazy stunts, they’re PULLING IT OFF.

“NAIROBI, Kenya — Somali pirates have struck again, seizing an oil tanker loaded with $20 million in crude that was headed from Saudi Arabia to the United States, naval authorities said Monday.”

Do you realize they don’t have that much technology OR money? These attacks are beig won by sheer balls. I have to admit I wouldn’t be prepared for a Pirate attack. The whole time I’d wonder to myself…”is this a gag? This has to be a gag right? Who the hell ‘Pirates”(verb) son?”

And then I would be shot.

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Even Celebs ain’t pleased with WH Party Crashers

Posted by Elon James White On November - 30 - 2009 4 COMMENTS

Margaret Cho Sounds off on White House Party Crashers.

Now If “I” were to make commentary about the now infamous White House Party crash and that obviously this is the power of Whiteness, I’d be accused of being super sensitive about race and possibly I need to calm the eff down. How about if an Asian throws it out there? Margaret Cho, an industry vet weighed in on the crashers this weekend on her blog.

“I am convinced those people got into that white house state dinner because they are white. I attended a state dinner during the Clinton administration and they did such a thorough background check before I was even allowed to RSVP that I was coming I thought they were going to ask me for a stool sample – we are talking DEEP BACKGROUND – and I am fucking famous. And I was fucking famous then. White people always look more INVITED than non white people.” – Margaret Cho

SEE! It’s not just me! Thats an incredibly solid point. SHE IS FAMOUS. And lets be honest, a Black couple just ain’t, absolutely, positively AIN’T (Yes, I chose AIN’T)  getting into the White House with out an invite. I don’t care if they had the dangerous look of Wayne Brady, it’s just not happening. Hell, I don’t think WAYNE BRADY HIMSELF is getting in there. Of course the crazy right-wingers somehow blame Obama for this ridiculousness.

“How can Obama protect this country when he can’t even protect the White House?” – AngryMom80

Yeah. That was a real tweet. People are THAT stupid. If that’s “Real America” you can count me out. I’ll stay over in fake America or Unpatriotic America where dumb shit like the above is called “Dumb Shit” and not re-tweeted through out the web as if its some sort of amazingly wise gospel.

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Today in Crap we Dont Care About…

Posted by Elon James White On November - 30 - 2009 ADD COMMENTS

Jesse Ventura Appears on Larry King about Obama and Afghanistan…


Because…um…we care about Jesse Ventura says about…anything? I’m confused. Even more confusing, is that its being advertised as if anyone should give a rats ass about what Mr. Ventura’s opinion is about ANYTHING. Unless he’s going to break down the brand new “Smackdown Vs. Raw 2010″ game for my XBox360 I’m going to skip this. Oh, Oh, if he and Arnold Schwartzenegger decide to raid a village in the middle east with Dolph Lundgren, then I’ll care about that too. THATS interesting. This? Not so much.

Source: Larry King Live Showpage 11.30.09

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Twitter is so Gangsta’

Posted by Elon James White On November - 29 - 2009 1 COMMENT

Remember back in Episode 2 of Season 2 of “This Week in Blackness“? Remember when I made that completely off hand comment about Twitter being gangsta? Yeah, that was silly. Ridiculous even. What wanna-be gangsta’s would ACTUALLY be on Twitter and tweet ridiculously dumb shit that could later be used against them?

“The city’s street gangs are becoming tweet gangs.

Manhattan’s young thugs have turned to Twitter, and the cops who track them are fast behind, the Daily News has learned.

It’s old-school crime meets new technology: attacks being plotted – and thwarted – 140 characters at a time.”The Daily News

Um, has “The Wire” taught young punks anything? On that show they didnt even use cell phones for more than a few weeks and these dumbasses are tweeting whats going down? Besides the fact that they shouldn’t be in gangs planning to beat up people, if you are going to ACTIVELY work to be violent, can you at least not be stupid about it?

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