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9/12 Protest had everything…including Tea Party Rappers.

Posted by Elon James White On September - 17 - 2009 4 COMMENTS

You thought I was kidding didn’t you. You thought I was going to be like “well not REALLY…” BUT NO! It’s true! The 9/12 March on Washington, the protest that keeps on giving, had a performance by RAPPERS. But not just any ol’ rappers. Some of the most HORRENDOUS rappers I’ve heard in a while! Man! That’s awesome guys. If terrible rap is a criteria for “Freedom™” I think Gucci Mane will be the hottest rapper alive when Palin gets elected.

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Audio: Obama thinks Kanye is a Jackass (And We ♥ him for this)

Posted by Elon James White On September - 15 - 2009 4 COMMENTS

So far our 1st Black President has called a policeman stupid and Kanye a jackass. Both possibly inappropriate. Both amazingly accurate.  How much does it sting to be called a Jackass by the POTUS? I don’t care HOW big your ego is. THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT SAID YOU”RE A JACKASS.
Thats not only messed up, its HISTORICAL.
The best part is that Obama put racist in a quandary. Do they keep being racist towards Kanye for being a Jackass, or do they be racist towards Obama for calling him one. DECISIONS, DECISIONS. Listen to the audio that TMZ got on this unofficial statement by President Obama. He may be a Nazi, but he’s a truth tellin’ Nazi.
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Glenn Beck: “I don’t think the “Race” thing works anymore…” and then chokes on the irony of him saying that.

Posted by Elon James White On September - 15 - 2009 10 COMMENTS

Here’s the problem with Glenn Beck.

He’s making my Satirizing Game™ soft. I don’t have to work to point out the stupidity of the dumb shit he says because as soon as it leaves his mouth its already in DUMB SHIT form. I would love to sit here with you guys and deliver an  incredibly witty analysis of what him and O’Reilly are discussing but I don’t HAVE to. And you know us Negroes; if we dont HAVE to work we’ll just sit around drinking 40’s while waiting for socialism to kick in. I don’t know about you guys, but as I spend my days planning how I’m going to bring the “White Man” down, I PRAY for the day when Obama puts on his Muslim garb and finally declares war against real Americans. CAUSE THATS HOW I (As A Negro) DO.

Just watch the video and be prepared to go “Really? Effing Really?” I did. Numerous times.  (and no, he doesn’t actually choke, but one day…)

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9/12ers are REAL AMERICANS…And Primarily White.

Posted by Elon James White On September - 15 - 2009 13 COMMENTS

I won’t claim that they’re aren’t Black 9/12ers…I mean You don’t see any in THIS video, but that’s probably because these guys were trying to shield us from black ignorance.  Thank you Guys who made this video! #Sarcasm – Anyway, supposedly Fox News had some Black Teabaggers (I will NOT call them Tea Party-ist or Tea Party Goers. THEY ARE TEABAGGERS. Accept it) but I’m sure their main goal was to root out the 7 to 13 ridiculous Black people they could find.  Watch this vid. The amazing part about this is the response by Democrats.

They laugh.

Oh is it funny? Absolutely. But if this happened in reverse? The GOP would be declaring war. But DEMS are going to just laugh. Point out how silly it is. Personally? This video TERRIFIES me.

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The Sound of our Ancestors Crying

Posted by Elon James White On September - 11 - 2009 8 COMMENTS

Listen, at some stage I’ll need to be rich. Being sarcastic will probably only take me so far. At the point when I decide to sellout and embrace all the negative stereotypes about black people, this will be my theme song.

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Obama To Wilson: Im sorry, #WTF did you just say?

Posted by Elon James White On September - 9 - 2009 9 COMMENTS

The dumb ass comment heard across the land comes from Congressman Joe Wilson.

In the Presidential speech to congress on the HealthCare War thats been going on for the past month or so Idiot McStupidDoucheFace (Wilson is his stage name) thought it wise to yell out at the Prresident of the United states.

Lets stop for a moment and really soak it in.

I won’t even get into the “Oh he wouldn’t have done  that if it were a WHITE POTUS”, because its so nuts I can’t even deal on a racial level. What makes you think under ANY circumstances that its okay to yell ANYTHING at the President? I don’t care if he said “Yes We Can…run a train on yo mama” you don’t yell something at the Effing POTUS. You sit there and you wait, go on Fox News and talk all the smack you want, but until then STFU.

#QuoteMe.

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The Award Winning THIS WEEK in BLACKNESS

Posted by Elon James White On September - 9 - 2009 ADD COMMENTS

We’re proud to announce that NOW when you stop by to check out the sarcasm that we throw at you, its no longer just reading randomness on the web. YOU’RE READING AN AWARD WINNING BLOG…that hasnt been updated in a while, BUT ITS AWARD WINNING SO SUCK IT! We will be dropping some magic soon, don’t worry. But Thanks to the http://www.blackweblogawards.com/ for showing us some love. It’s very much appreciated.

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