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BET Awards 09 – LIVE BLOG TONIGHT

Posted by TWiB Staff On June - 28 - 2009 3 COMMENTS

Thats right folks.

We don’t really have a choice here do we? TWiB! is in fact about Black people and this is the BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION awards right? Think of it as “Black Star Power” meeting “Black Snark Power.” Tonight Bassey Ikpi (HBO’s Def Poetry Jam) & TWiB!’s on Elon James White (VH1, Huffington Post) will be throwing down what you’re probably thinking but too polite to say. 7:45pm. watch it HERE – http://thisweekinblackness.com/betawards09/

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A Message from The Average Black Person

Posted by Elon James White On June - 24 - 2009 15 COMMENTS

To Whom It May Concern:

Greetings. My name is Elon James White. I’m Black.

I write this letter on behalf of alot of people that fall into the category of Average Black People. (Yes, I capitalize it, as if it were a title.) I do not claim to represent them because that would be absurd. I really, truly don’t. I don’t even represent my circle of friends. At any point in time one of my Black buddies will, in fact, tell me to go to hell when speaking on concepts of race, politics, or religion.

I do, however, qualify as an Average Black Person. I am neither a part of the Black intelligentsia, nor do I fall into the category of your garden-variety street Negro. A lot of folks see Black people in one of these two categories. Normally, let’s be honest, it’s the latter.

I don’t qualify.

I do come from “the Hood.” That’s right. I am a born and bred Brooklynite raised in the middle of Bed-Stuy. If you aren’t familiar with Bed-Stuy, perhaps you have never listened to gangster rap. You’re probably also unfamiliar with Jay-Z, Biggie Smalls, or the thousands of songs that yell out “Brooklyn!” and then give a shout-out to Bed-Stuy. It’s fine. Just understand that Bed-Stuy has a primarily negative connotation and for many years was used in boasts to gain respect or fear because it’s an incredibly violent environment.

In other words, you could get shot, son.

Speaking of which, I am the son of a single mother. My father is in prison. My grandfather was a pastor and I grew up in the church. I, without shame, also enjoy fried chicken, watermelon, ribs, and orange soda. I can have an incredibly in-depth debate on the best five MCs ever. My credit isn’t great and I’ve been shot.

With facts like this I qualify as a STEREOTYPICAL Black person right?

But I am also a computer programmer. I’ve been known to quote Nietzsche. I, on occasion, host dinner parties where I serve five-course meals, including a specialty of mine, White Truffle Tilapia (It’s delightful). I have the entire John Williams discography and wear a backpack that is emblazoned with the Thundercats insignia.

Those with one half of that story shake their head at the sheer mass of stereotypes I carry. Then those with the other half question if I even understand the Black experience at all. Some refer to me as someone who “made it out.” I currently live in Crown Heights. Some say “You’re not like the others.” Most people I interact with are very similar to me.

I am an Average Black Person.

So, as an ABP I have a few requests:

Media.
Please stop referring to blacks as a monolith. I can’t possibly express to you the different types of Black people that exist. We neither move as an entity, nor do we move as three or four entities. For every Sharpton, there’s a Steele. And for every Sharpton and Steele there are a hundred folks in the middle. What we share is a past, which on occasion helps shape our view on things. Also? Obama is not a unicorn. Please stop acting like Obama and his family are magical in the Black community. Just because some of you may not have seen a Negro like this doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Lots of smart black folk living with their smart mates and their cute smart kids. So please remember. Obama? Not a unicorn. Black people? Not one voice: I don’t care what the supposed Black leaders try to claim.

Supposed Black Leaders.
Please stop speaking for us as if we were a monolith. This is NOT the 1960s. We don’t need a Martin Luther King, Jr. or a Malcom X. You speak for yourselves and your view on what’s happening. You also can’t police black people. THERE ISN’T AN US. Are there issues within the Black community? Absolutely, but its not everybody as much as it’s certain groups, most time classes that are in need of help and focus. Hence you can’t speak for “Blacks.” There are people who NEED your help and don’t want you SPEAKING for them. Oh, and for the love of all that is holy, could you please stop critiquing Obama simply to show you aren’t drinking the kool-aid. I get it. You’re sugar-free. Got it.

Critics Of Obama
Hey, um . . . guess what Black people are not? A monolith. We are not holding Obama on a pedestal. Some critique him harshly (and personally I feel unjustly) and others love him. This is the case WITH EVERY PRESIDENT. Obama is not the spokesperson for Black people. He is a symbol of hope. He is a symbol of opportunity in a land where opportunity for us seemed nonexistent. He’s a symbol of a fight where people cried and died and sacrificed in order for the opportunity for HIM to exist. But his actions are his actions and have to be judged. Just not 4 months after he walked in the door with one of the worst clean up jobs in the countries history. You may critique him without critiquing Blacks’ ability to critique him.

The hypocrisy of saying we are not One, and yet speaking for the exact group for which I just emphatically denied exists, is not lost on me. Perhaps there are Black people who absolutely want to be spoken for and referred to as if we were one big team. I acknowledge the possibility, but if this was the majority people like Dyson and Smiley would be way more important, and let’s be honest: they aren’t. After reading this, the next time you talk to a Black person you can feel comfortable in NOW KNOWING with every fiber of your being that you have no clue what they think or feel based on their skin color.

But if they’re wearing a Soulja Boy shirt you may disregard this essay and judge them immediately.

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This Week In Blackness: “Thats Whats Wrong with Black People”

Posted by Elon James White On June - 12 - 2009 4 COMMENTS

As Featured in The Huffington Post:

If you happen to have perused the latest Rolling Stone you might have come across an interesting comment by celebrated Black academic Dr. Cornell West:

That’s not my calling. Yeah, brother, you find me in a crack house before you find me in the White House. I’ll go into the crack house before I ever go that far inside.

Dr. West was answering a question about whether he would ever accept a position in the Obama adminstration’s White House. On the surface this might seem like the rebel response. No, he won’t join the institution that is holding down Black people across the land. He is a free thinker who will not be bound by a country who still doesn’t take the plight of all of its citizens seriously.

Or you could see this for what it is. Sheer lunacy.

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“Interracial Couples & Professional Blacks? TV implies too many” Says White dude.

Posted by Elon James White On June - 9 - 2009 7 COMMENTS

Michael Russnow, a blogger at the Huffington Post wrote a piece titled : Racial Advancement on TV: Is the Progress Depicted Well-Intentioned Fantasy? where he points out a few things that just seem SILLY on TV right now…

For example, almost every prime-time television show features romantic inter-racial relationships, most notably between its Caucasian and African-American continuing characters. While there are certainly more such situations in our current life than in former decades, is it as prevalent as depicted? As commonplace so as not to be noticed or rarely discussed?

Here is a partial list of such shows on CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX and CW, just from the last few seasons:

Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, ER, House, Boston Legal, Gossip Girl, Dirty Sexy Money, Bones, One Tree Hill, Everwood, Lost, Heroes ,The West Wing, Desperate Housewives, Chuck, Kings, Lipstick Jungle, 90210, Cold Case, Ugly Betty, Privileged, October Road and Brothers and Sisters.

…Why do they do it in such great numbers, when it goes against statistics, according to a 2007 piece by Harvard professor Roland G. Fryer, Jr:

… In Gossip Girl every grouping has a rainbow assortment of races. Equal opportunity bitchiness on Twitter, Facebook and MySpace with the main high school clique consisting of white girls, black girls, Asian and Hispanic. As if life conforms to a quota system, which for the most part just isn’t so.

It’s funny. My response while reading this article initially was “Go Fuck Yourself” because I immediately took offense to it (I do that sometimes).  He also pointed out that there aren’t that many black doctors, surgeons, lawyers and judges. I quickly realized that my anger stemmed from the fact that I know a bunch of black lawyers and doctors. I know tons of interracial couples. Hell I’m IN one. I’ve known so many that I started to think there was something in the water. For me that aspect, the professional Blacks and interracial unions, isn’t fantasy.

But I also live in New York City.

Cities in general have a more diverse backdrop. Yes, if you’re in the Midwest a Black doctor might be strange.  But I’ve worked at 2 different hospitals in NYC. It’s not strange at all. I’ve worked at Fordham University. There’s tons of Black kids going for the Bar.

When Minorities are in environments with Whites, are we supposed to NOT mix? Sure there are plenty of White people who have no connection to blacks, but is it that way in reverse? Past a certain class, almost ALL Blacks I know have white acquaintances and friends. Not to fill a quota, but because that’s JUST LIFE.

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This Week in slow news Mondays: Googling Negros.

Posted by Elon James White On June - 8 - 2009 6 COMMENTS

Those of us who use Google like our grandparents used lard in their food know that Google images is an invaluable tool to stalk…er…find pictures of people, places and things. There’s nothing in the world that I haven’t seen! If I hear of something and don’t currently have a mental image of it, BOOM. Google that ‘ish.I assume that’s how aliens will learn about us. Google images. But have you ever done a google image search on  Black People? If not? Don’t worry. We were bored this morning.

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#1 – Soooo, I tried to get a bigger version than the thumbnail nd it just doesnt exist anymore. I wish I knew what this says because it looks like a white girl.  It says black people and there may be a black dude behind her (OF COURSE), but thats a white girl. I’m uncomfortable with this being the #1 image for black people. Atleast its not fried chicken.

#2 – Yes. This IS the number 2 image for the phrase black people.  I mean thats reasonable right? When I think black people I don’t actually envision real live black people, I imagine white people in black face. Thats the type of black folks I can deal with.

#3 – I may be a horrible Black Guy because I’m not absolutely sure who this is. I believe its Sojourner Truth or Harriet Tubman.  it was included in an article on the underground railroad so I guess these are reasonable guesses . I understand this being part of our culture and all but really? #3?  In the year 2009 – #3? Can’t we get some modern blackness? MLK would be fine.

#4 – Crying black people.  We’ve had possibly racist, definitely racist, slavery black and now CRYING black pictures. This just can’t get any worst.

#5 – I stand corrected.

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This Week in things we really want to say to famous People: Jadakiss

Posted by Elon James White On June - 5 - 2009 ADD COMMENTS


 

So if you happen to be near Jadakiss,  pass by him in the street, or just might be within ear shot, could you just yell this to him?

“Hey! You’re not that good!” 

Thank you. That is all. 

I don’t know about you folks but I’m tired of hearing Jada rap about how great he is and how he’s not getting the attention he deserves. Blah, blah, blah. Top 5, yeah, sure, Okay. Seriously. Rap and shut the hell up. Theres atleast 6 or 7 cuts on his new album about him being great but no one caring and he’s okay with that. Yes. SOOOO okay that he feels a need to keep rapping about it. For christ’s sake, he wrote a letter to B.I.G. complaining about it. I don’t think he gives a rats ass about it sir. Why don’t you stop doing that weird laugh you do on records and just focus on putting out music.  Perhaps, just perhaps you should let everyone else say you’re that awesome and stop saying it yourself.

Ugh.

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Today in Blackness: MHL on Smiley, Dyson, and other annoying folks.

Posted by Elon James White On June - 5 - 2009 5 COMMENTS

 

Friend of TWiB! Melissa Harris-Lacewell has an article currently on CNN.com talking about Black journalist and Academia representatives and their annoying chatter about Obama (My words, not hers). 

Black people were not duped by some slick, media-generated candidate. African-Americans were co-authors of the Obama campaign. Through social networks, YouTube videos, political blogs and new-media echo chambers, black people were equal partners in shaping the candidate and his campaign. There was no need for the entrenched pundit class to tell black voters what to think or how to behave; they figured it out for themselves.

Oh Ms. Harris-Lacewell.  Your smack downs are a joy.

Here’s my thing with Dyson, Smiley and their ilk.  My genuine question to them is what the hell do they think they’re doing? I don’t think I’d be so annoyed if I felt that this was a genuine attempt to create a better world for Blacks. It feels self serving.  It feels as if they really want to stand at the top of the Black hiearchy and explain whats happening.

Guess what? We know.

Dyson’s recent video speaking of how Black people are being played smacks of arrogance. You are just soooo much more brilliant than the rest of us so you have to break this down for us. You’re of such a higher class that you understand and have to explain because we can’t analyze? We can’t understand whats happening?  The demands for implicitly racial answers for problems seems as if you’re trying create a divide. You guys are waaaaay to educated to keep saying things like this.

Seriously. STFU.  

 

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This Week in International Black Folk News: Canadians can be Racist too!

Posted by Elon James White On June - 5 - 2009 ADD COMMENTS

 

Seems that just because they can smoke a little herb and enjoy a bit of health care, it DOESN’T eradicate the need to dislike a few negros. Theres a story of a nasty custody battle for a 4 year old girl who’s Auntie desperately wants her out of her parents house because of their habits of starting White Power movements and what they seem to be teaching the girl.

Court has heard allegations the girl’s mother and stepfather taught her to hate people of colour, exposed her to racist “white pride” videos, and abused drugs and alcohol.

The girl’s aunt said her then four-year-old niece told her “we don’t like black people. They hurt people, they steal things and they hurt children.”

Oh! That’s the reason? Thats completley understandable. We all know how the Blacks run around stealing and hurting people and children.  I know personally when I see a child I give it a swift kick to clavicle for good measure becauese really? Why wouldn’t I? Leave those parents alone! They’re just doin’ right by that child. Why not lock’em up for teaching that fire is HOT or that Puerto Ricans CUT. Sheesh, some people.

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This Week in International Black Folk news: Hey Australia? ‘ISH GONNA CHANGE!

Posted by Elon James White On June - 5 - 2009 2 COMMENTS

That’s right. We’re covering GLOBAL ‘iSH SON!

It seems that in Australia a politician named Marion Scrymgour has just screwed with the entire method of how things works over there.

In politics you can justify almost anything. But being an Aboriginal member of the Labor or Liberal Party is no longer one of them.

At least, that’s the case in the Northern Territory, and it’s all thanks to Marion Scrymgour, the former NT Deputy Chief Minister who yesterday walked away from t

e Labor Party and, in the process, changed the face of black politics in this country forever.

…From this point forward, that doesn’t matter anymore. Everything has changed. It might not be politically popular to afford black people equal rights and equal access, but it’s what you’ll have to do if you want to win office.

I don’t imagine for one minute that things will improve overnight for black Territorians. But irrefutably Scrymgour has re-shaped the political landscape in one of the most desperate regions of this country.

Aboriginal people now hold the cards, not to mention the balance of power. Indeed, they have for some time, but have either not realized it or been too scared to accept it.

I’ll admit, I’m not up on my Australian Policies and definitely not on the plight of the Aboriginal members (read: Black) of their society but I found a statement in this to be very disturbing.  

It might not be politically popular to afford black people equal rights and equal access,

I’m sorry, what now? I think we need to send some folks over there and talk to the Aborigine folks and get them on their “Oh hell no” grind. But now that the major ruling party now has to come to her and the other independent to get anything going,  I want to see how it plays out. Don’t make me send Sharpton!

Man, I couldn’t even write that with a straight face.

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This Week in “I’m sorry, what now?” : First Black Female Rabbi

Posted by Elon James White On June - 5 - 2009 5 COMMENTS

I know where I grew up all the Black Girls were all just constantly yammering on about how much they wanted to be….a Rabbi? Alysa Stanton can now be their role models.

Stanton this weekend is set to become the first African-American female rabbi of mainstream Juda-ism. She’s graduating from Hebrew Union College-Jewish Institute of Religion in Cincinnati on Sunday, after being ordained Saturday. She will then in August take her post as leader of Congregation Bayt Shalom in North Carolina.

Yay?

I have to wonder what her journey in school was and what its going to be coming up. I would imagine she’s probably experienced some things that people who, well, DIDN’T go to RABBI SCHOOL. I’m wondering at what point will White people go “Seriously. Stop it. Yes you CAN be anything but we will throw things at some point.

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