Comments on: BLACKBALL: Thanks for the Memories…..

By: Gliese581 (aka Cutty)

Gliese581 (aka Cutty) — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:19:08 +0000

I am the proposed fantasy killer. I make the league interesting and we all know that! I take small chunks of little men’s hearts every time I succeed, hence the scent of boiling disgust that will encircle Midtown Manhattan when I am finally handed my all my year’s fantasy earnings. And, to lay all things level, she was not a date– she was a head-bobbing session anxious to receive her own fantasy earnings, and that damn draft folded over into my dome-time!!

Lastly, despite the ups and downs of my Cowboys, including the thrice-used coal I receive as a gift every December, I still love them, and they love me. It’s true emotion, gentlemen. It’s how we move into a stadium almost 2x as large, lose the last game at our old house in shame and will still fill seats and get TV coverage. My pride starts and ends with a Star. Other teams have been rumored to get “blacked-out” and have “low-attendance”. What are these things?

Hoooraaahhh!!

By: Ron Burgundy

Ron Burgundy — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:38:01 +0000

If I could, I would spray Phillyfan in the face with a full can of mace spray.

By: jay.lane.

jay.lane. — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:32:52 +0000

I am forever proud of Phillyfan and happy we made the top of this list.

Boorish, yes, but as much as people want to make fun, we never disappoint when it comes to the innovation of belligerence.

Other cities have no imagination beyond your run-of-the-mill arson and random looting.

We give you shirtless dudes on street signals getting crowned by tomahawked liquor bottles.

By: myridon9

myridon9 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:47:35 +0000

An 80 point loss? Do I dare to dream? That would be hilarious!

By: Jus Baba

Jus Baba — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:16:20 +0000

George W. wouldn’t have gotten caught like that.

By: Wildman

Wildman — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:05:14 +0000

That Silva Jardine Match was Huge for his career. Most regular rednecks did not have a clue that Wanderlei was the most dominant 205’s in the world and undefeated for 4 years. He still makes great fights and its nice to see him in the UFC. I think John Matua gets seizures from watching TV as a result of that fight with Tank Abbot. What a great 2008 its been.